How terrible is a two-year-old baby? People who come here spit out blood and tears: “Birth“ must be recited every day

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Wen|Cheats Jun's friend’s daughter has just turned two years old. Although she is not very old, she has a lot of "honorable deeds": it is said that th

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My friend’s daughter just turned two years old. Although she is not very old, she has a lot of "honorable deeds": It is said that the TV at home has not been turned on for half a month Because she couldn’t find the remote control, she found it in the shoebox when she was packing her shoes. She often couldn’t find her own socks. They were either hidden under the bed or in the trash can; once she used toothpaste. The bed, wardrobe, dressing table, and curtains are painted all over... Every time something happens, a friend has to mute in his heart the "being one's own person, not to be angry" many times.

In the end, two-year-old babies are terrible, and those parents who "suffer by it" have the most say. In the mother group, the "good things" about two-year-old babies are generally summarized into these categories:

How terrible is a two-year-old baby? People who come here spit out blood and tears: “Birth“ must be recited every day

The baby is quiet and must be a demon

The above sentence will definitely resonate with all parents, because every baby is almost in a similar situation , Or it’s just not idle for a moment, you can hear his whistling voice anywhere, if there is no sound at all, parents must be vigilant, often this time something will happen .

A good colleague once said something like this: My baby is over 2 years old. Today, she suddenly became quiet. She immediately ran to find her. She actually used the toilet brush to brush my cup in the bathroom. Often. Sexual ones also tear up a bed of toilet paper silently, or take out all the wet wipes, and the whole bed is wet. I really want to be beaten up with anger.

Friends and children also have "work" When I was watching TV in the living room, I found that my two-and-a-half-year-old baby had disappeared.Looking for it, I found that the villain was in the toilet with a bottle of fairy water in his hand. He smiled when he saw me coming over: Mom, should I press it to flush away?

In a situation like this for a child, I am afraid no matter how good-tempered parents are, they will inevitably want to get fat and beat up the child.

How terrible is a two-year-old baby? People who come here spit out blood and tears: “Birth“ must be recited every day

Mother is very helpless during the sensitive period of order

Baby over two years old is very sensitive to order. If it is something that you identify, it must be done by yourself. For example, when you take the elevator, you must press the elevator yourself, otherwise you will cry.

My girlfriend’s TV must be turned off by the two-year-old Erbao every time. If the adult turns off it in advance, the baby will run to turn it on and turn it off again, making people cryCan't laugh.

How terrible is a two-year-old baby? People who come here spit out blood and tears: “Birth“ must be recited every day

The brain hole is open, and the parents have a headache

Because the baby is small, we adults sometimes can't figure it out, so we feel very speechless about their behavior, but there is no alternative.

A netizen’s two-and-a-half-year-old kid fished out the fish in the fish tank and put it in the refrigerator to freeze it. When his mother got off work, he saw that the tails of the goldfish in the fish tank were broken. It wasn't until the tail of the frozen fish that I understood; another time a baby stood on a chair and opened the door of the refrigerator's freezing room, and licked the ice with his tongue, but the tongue got stuck at once, which scared the parents.

There are so many "wonderful things" for a two-year-old baby. There is such a little guy in the family, parents saidAnyone with Buddha nature wants to become a monk. How does your baby exist? Welcome everyone to communicate together.

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